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  If she farts you're both dead.

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  Fake! The sparks should go the other way.

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  So pathetically fake, but still funny I guess.

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  pretty sure this is photoshopped..

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  Past the weight capacity.

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  HAHA it's funny cuz she's fat!

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  tubby Lumpkins chill on the snickers

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  I didnt know rubber can create sparks

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  There's nothing there to even spark... Tyre is rubber...

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  and to think that he sticks his part A into her slot B

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  that's why fat girls need to stick to Harley's

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  If she farts, you will break sound barrier...

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  Now that's what I call preload!

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  Thats a huge b itch !!

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  lol

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  if she farts it will be a like a saturn rocket going off

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  Big girls need love too, even photoshop love

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  on the next episode of honey boo-boo...

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  I can hear the motorcycle screaming through the picture

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  Past the might capacity.

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  It's just a photoshop of another picture on here!

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  What'd she eat??

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  It redifines the term "low rider".

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  Pretty sure it's over the weight the bike can hold!

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  Honey. we need to pass this truck, switch to afterburner!

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  PUSHIN 40/mph!!

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  nice photoshop original: http://www.carfailures.com/posts/110226-useless-inventions

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  Wonder what makes the sparks. If it was the wheel, they would go down in front of the wheel, unless he's reversing at incredible speed...? But yes, she's a bit over "ideal BMI".