You could fertilize a 100 acre vegetable crop with the amount of guano scraped off this car.

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  You could fertilize a 100 acre vegetable crop with the amount of guano scraped off this car.

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  RAIN!!!!!

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  And THIS is why i tonl you to just buy white paint!!!!

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  just because its so clean dosent mean you eat on it and leave crumbs >:( *punch*

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  the real angry birds XD

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  what is worse? opening the shit-covered parking ticket or the shit-covered car?

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  That's alot of shit

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  this guy hates pigeons

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  SHIT!!!!!!! :0

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  I parked here yesterday!

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  Oh sh*t

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  That's shitty.

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  Angry Birds: Not as fun in real life.

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  Looks like a shitty situation

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  Crappy car

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  Bigger piece of sh!t than an actual turd!!!

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  And he got a ticket to top it all.

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  Everything was peaceful, then the sky suddenly turned black and... BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!