 
  Car Fail Comments
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  And THIS is why i tonl you to just buy white paint!!!! 
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  You could fertilize a 100 acre vegetable crop with the amount of guano scraped off this car. 
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  That's alot of shit 
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  SHIT!!!!!!! :0 
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  RAIN!!!!! 
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  just because its so clean dosent mean you eat on it and leave crumbs >:( *punch* 
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  the real angry birds XD 
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  this guy hates pigeons 
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  what is worse? opening the shit-covered parking ticket or the shit-covered car? 
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  Oh sh*t 
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  I parked here yesterday! 
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  Angry Birds: Not as fun in real life. 
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  Bigger piece of sh!t than an actual turd!!! 
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  That's shitty. 
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  Looks like a shitty situation 
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  Crappy car 
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  And he got a ticket to top it all. 
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  Everything was peaceful, then the sky suddenly turned black and... BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! 
 
    
  
And THIS is why i tonl you to just buy white paint!!!!